Don't serve static assets separately

I never ended up reading the server side logging. Even with `goaccess`,
there was too much noise from bots and crawlers.

.gitignore

@@ -1,3 +1 @@
 email
-
-errors/img/

Caddyfile

@@ -1,22 +1,12 @@
 # vim: ft=caddyfile
 {
     grace_period 30s
-    import email
+    import email
 }
 
 (basicerrors) {
-#    servers :443 {
-#        protocol {
-#            experimental_http3
-#        }
-#    }
-#}
-
-(basicerrors) {
     handle_errors {
         templates
-
-        templates
         rewrite * /index.html
         root * /etc/caddy/errors
         file_server
@@ -28,16 +18,4 @@
 }
 
 import conf.d/*
-    handle_path /.well-known/matrix/* {
-        header Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*"
-        header Access-Control-Allow-Methods "GET, POST, PUT, DELETE, OPTIONS"
-        header Access-Control-Allow-Headers "Origin, X-Requested-With, Content-Type, Accept, Authorization"
-
-        rewrite * {path}.json
-        root * /etc/caddy/matrix_well_known
-        file_server
-    }
-}
-
-import conf.d/*
 import conf.d/*

conf.d/bin.boba.best

@@ -1,11 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-bin.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    root * /var/www/bin.boba.best
-    php_fastcgi unix//run/php/php-fpm.sock
-    file_server
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/boba.best

@@ -1,18 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-www.boba.best {
-    redir https://boba.best{uri}
-}
-boba.best {
-    import matrix-well-known
-    import hsts
-
-    header Access-Control-Allow-Origin *
-    header Cache-Control no-cache
-    root * /var/www/boba.best/public
-    file_server {
-        precompressed br gzip
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/dorito.boba.best

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-dorito.boba.best {
-    #import hsts
-    redir https://discord.gg/NZWzSCY5UE
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/drone.boba.best

@@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-drone.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    reverse_proxy localhost:8081 {
-        header_up X-Real-IP {remote_host}
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/emotes.boba.best

@@ -1,13 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-emotes.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    root * /var/www/emotes.boba.best/public
-    file_server {
-        index index.json
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/errors.boba.best

@@ -1,9 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-errors.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-    root * /etc/caddy/errors/img
-    file_server
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/flower.boba.best

@@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-flower.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    root * /var/www/flower.boba.best
-    handle {
-        rewrite * /flowerpet.gif
-        file_server
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/furry.boba.best

@@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-furry.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    root * /var/www/furry.boba.best
-    handle {
-        rewrite * /alien_furry.gif
-        file_server
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/git.boba.best

@@ -4,11 +4,6 @@ git.boba.best {
     encode zstd gzip
     import hsts
 
-    handle_path /_/static/assets/* {
-        root * /var/www/git.boba.best/public
-        file_server
-    }
-
     handle {
         reverse_proxy localhost:85 {
             header_up X-Real-IP {remote_host}

conf.d/matrix.boba.best

@@ -1,164 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-matrix.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    import matrix-well-known
-
-
-    redir /admin /admin/
-    handle_path /admin/* {
-        file_server {
-            root /var/www/synapse-admin/build
-        }
-    }
-
-
-    @generic {
-        # Sync requests
-        path /_matrix/client/*/events
-
-        # Federation requests
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/event/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/state/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/state_ids/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/backfill/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/get_missing_events/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/publicRooms*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/query/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/make_join/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/make_leave/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/send_join/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v2/send_join/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/send_leave/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v2/send_leave/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/invite/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v2/invite/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/query_auth/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/event_auth/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/exchange_third_party_invite/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/user/devices/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/get_groups_publicised
-        path /_matrix/key/v2/query
-        path /_matrix/key/v2/query/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/unstable/org.matrix.msc2946/spaces/*
-        path /_matrix/federation/unstable/org.matrix.msc2946/hierarchy/*
-
-        # Client API requests
-        path /_matrix/client/*/createRoom
-        path /_matrix/client/*/publicRooms
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/joined_members
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/context/*
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/members
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/state
-        path /_matrix/client/unstable/org.matrix.msc2946/rooms/*/spaces
-        path /_matrix/client/unstable/org.matrix.msc2946/rooms/*/hierarchy
-        path /_matrix/client/unstable/im.nheko.summary/rooms/*/summary
-        path /_matrix/client/*/account/3pid
-        path /_matrix/client/*/devices
-        path /_matrix/client/*/keys/query
-        path /_matrix/client/*/keys/changes
-        path /_matrix/client/versions
-        path /_matrix/client/*/voip/turnServer
-        path /_matrix/client/*/joined_groups
-        path /_matrix/client/*/publicised_groups
-        path /_matrix/client/*/publicised_groups/*
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/event/*
-        path /_matrix/client/*/joined_rooms
-        path /_matrix/client/*/search
-
-        # Registration/login requests
-        path /_matrix/client/*/login
-        path /_matrix/client/*/register
-        path /_matrix/client/unstable/org.matrix.msc3231/register/org.matrix.msc3231.login.registration_token/validity
-
-        # Event sending requests
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/redact
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/send
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/state/*
-        path_regexp /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/(join|invite|leave|ban|unban|kick)$
-        path /_matrix/client/*/join/*
-        path /_matrix/client/*/profile/*
-
-        # Additionally, the following REST endpoints can be handled for GET requests:
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/groups/*
-    }
-
-    @generic_iphash {
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/messages
-
-        # Sync requests (again)
-        path /_matrix/client/*/sync
-        path /_matrix/client/*/initialSync
-        path /_matrix/client/*/rooms/*/initialSync
-
-        # Inbound federation transaction request
-        path /_matrix/federation/v1/send/*
-    }
-
-    @media {
-        path /_matrix/media/*
-
-        path /_synapse/admin/v1/purge_media_cache
-        path /_synapse/admin/v1/room/*/media*
-        path /_synapse/admin/v1/user/*/media*
-        path /_synapse/admin/v1/media/*
-        path /_synapse/admin/v1/quarantine_media/*
-        path /_synapse/admin/v1/users/*/media
-    }
-
-
-    handle @generic {
-        reverse_proxy {
-            to localhost:8010
-            to localhost:8011
-            to localhost:8012
-            to localhost:8013
-            lb_policy round_robin
-            health_uri /health
-            health_interval 15s
-            health_timeout 5s
-        }
-    }
-    handle @generic_iphash {
-        reverse_proxy {
-            to localhost:8010
-            to localhost:8011
-            to localhost:8012
-            to localhost:8013
-            lb_policy ip_hash
-            health_uri /health
-            health_interval 15s
-            health_timeout 5s
-        }
-    }
-
-    handle @media {
-        reverse_proxy {
-            to localhost:8000
-            health_uri /healthz
-            health_interval 15s
-            health_timeout 5s
-            header_up Host boba.best
-        }
-    }
-
-
-    handle /_matrix/* {
-        reverse_proxy localhost:8008
-    }
-    handle /_synapse/client/* {
-        reverse_proxy localhost:8008
-    }
-    handle /_synapse/admin/* {
-        reverse_proxy localhost:8008
-    }
-
-
-    handle {
-        redir https://boba.best/services/bobachat/
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/metrics

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-:2020 {
-    metrics
-}

conf.d/peertube.boba.best

@@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-peertube.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:9000 {
-        header_up X-Real-IP {remote_host}
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/rick.boba.best

@@ -1,7 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-rick.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    redir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ temporary
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/share.boba.best

@@ -1,8 +1,12 @@
 # vim: ft=caddyfile
 
-lag.matrix.boba.best {
+share.boba.best {
     encode zstd gzip
     import hsts
-    reverse_proxy localhost:8001
+
+    handle {
+        reverse_proxy localhost:87
+    }
+
     import basicerrors
 }

conf.d/status.boba.best

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # vim: ft=caddyfile
 
-status.boba.best {
+status.boba.best, status.bbaovanc.com {
     encode zstd gzip
     import hsts
 

conf.d/stib.boba.best

@@ -1,14 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-stib.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    import hsts
-
-    root * /var/www/stib.boba.best
-    handle {
-        rewrite * /stib.gif
-        file_server
-    }
-
-    import basicerrors
-}

conf.d/turn.boba.best

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-# vim: ft=caddyfile
-
-turn.boba.best {
-    encode zstd gzip
-    respond "where are you"
-}

errors/dl.sh

@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-mkdir -p img/
-cd img/
-curl https://http.cat | grep -oE '[0-9]{3}\.jpg' | sort | uniq | parallel $@ 'wget -q https://http.cat/{} && echo "DL {}"'

errors/index.html

@@ -1,28 +1,29 @@
 {{ $code := placeholder "http.error.status_code" -}}
 {{ $text := placeholder "http.error.status_text" -}}
+{{ $full_text := printf "%s %s" (placeholder "http.error.status_code") (placeholder "http.error.status_text") -}}
 {{ $host := placeholder "http.request.host" -}}
-{{ $img_url := (printf "https://errors.boba.best/%s.jpg" $code) -}}
+{{ $img_url := (printf "https://http.cat/%s.jpg" $code) -}}
 <html>
     <head>
-        <title>{{ $code }} {{ $text }}</title>
+        <title>{{ $full_text }}</title>
 
-        <meta name="title" content="{{ $code }} {{ $text }}" />
+        <meta name="title" content="{{ $full_text }}" />
-        <meta name="description" content="{{ $code }} {{ $text }}" />
+        <meta name="description" content="{{ $full_text }}" />
 
-        <meta property="og:title" content="{{ $code }} {{ $text }}" />
+        <meta property="og:title" content="{{ $full_text }}" />
-        <meta property="og:description" content="{{ $code }} {{ $text }}" />
+        <meta property="og:description" content="{{ $full_text }}" />
         <meta property="og:image" content="{{ $img_url }}"/>
         <meta property="og:site_name" content="{{ $host }}" />
 
         <meta name="twitter:card" content="summary"/>
         <meta name="twitter:image" content="{{ $img_url }}"/>
-        <meta name="twitter:title" content="{{ $code }} {{ $text }}" />
+        <meta name="twitter:title" content="{{ $full_text }}" />
-        <meta name="twitter:description" content="{{ $code }} {{ $text }}" />
+        <meta name="twitter:description" content="{{ $full_text }}" />
     </head>
     <body bgcolor="black" text="white">
         <center>
-            <h1>{{ $code }} {{ $text }}</h1>
+            <h1>{{ $full_text }}</h1>
-            <img src='{{ $img_url }}' alt="cat" />
+            <img src="{{ $img_url }}" alt="cat" />
         </center>
     </body>
 </html>